Arabian Nights, Canadian Illegals, and a Sedan De Ville: Arse Sweat-A-Palooza BS Inspections!

After sweltering in the Northern California sun all day at the aptly-named Arse Sweat-A-Palooza 24 Hours of LeMons race, all coherence has been boiled out of my brain. Let's get right to the photographs.

Arabian Nights, Canadian Illegals, and a Sedan De Ville: Arse Sweat-A-Palooza BS Inspections!

The ever-innovating Eyesore Racing team has revamped their ghettocharged Miata's theme once again, this time going for an elaborate Arabian Nights setup.

Arabian Nights, Canadian Illegals, and a Sedan De Ville: Arse Sweat-A-Palooza BS Inspections!

The Cannonball Bandits have also been busy with the theme updates, turning the former Wienermobile Corolla FX16 into a Canadian border-runner and the former Tiger Woods "Escalade" Supra into a frostback-catchin' police vehicle.

Arabian Nights, Canadian Illegals, and a Sedan De Ville: Arse Sweat-A-Palooza BS Inspections!

Busted!

Arabian Nights, Canadian Illegals, and a Sedan De Ville: Arse Sweat-A-Palooza BS Inspections!

One of the LeMons HQ all-time favorites was this purple '84 Cadillac Sedan DeVille, packing 4.1 liters of not-so-screaming V8 power and a functioning factory radio.

Arabian Nights, Canadian Illegals, and a Sedan De Ville: Arse Sweat-A-Palooza BS Inspections!

It's hard not to love a Nissan 240SX-based "Poorvette!"

Arabian Nights, Canadian Illegals, and a Sedan De Ville: Arse Sweat-A-Palooza BS Inspections!

Why don't we have more Jaguar XJ12s in LeMons? If you pay 500 bucks for one, you've been ripped off!

Arabian Nights, Canadian Illegals, and a Sedan De Ville: Arse Sweat-A-Palooza BS Inspections!

This functioning slot machine on the back of a VW GTI was a big hit with the spectators.

Arabian Nights, Canadian Illegals, and a Sedan De Ville: Arse Sweat-A-Palooza BS Inspections!

And how about a super-sanitary Ford Windsor swap into a Porsche 944, using the Porsche transaxle? OK, let's take a look at the timelapse video of the first 8 or so hours of BS inspection fun. You won't see all 125 cars, but you'll get a good sense of the nonstop madness that was the 2010 Arse Sweat-A-Palooza BS Inspection:

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Music: "Hell's Highway" by Charlie Burse and his Memphis Mudcats (1939), from Prewar Blues