LeMons Torture Test Results: Alfa Romeo Milano

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Murilee Martin
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We knew the Milano has been a damn good LeMons car, but this good? That's right, the excessively complex, temperamental Reagan Era V6 Alfa absolutely stomps all Toyota products when it comes to LeMons reliability. Of course, when a Milano does break… well, they say that turning 10,000 fasteners over the course of a weekend builds character!

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Green = top third of standings
Yellow = middle third of standings
Red = bottom third of standings

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