During the 2008 Dodge Challenger reveal, Chrysler said a few interesting things. We were told the new Challenger was faster than a BMW M5 (true only because the M5 is electronically limited)(1). We were told the Challenger had more torque than a Porsche 911 Turbo (2)(off by 40 lb.-ft). Finally, we were told It's as inexpensive as a fully-loaded Honda Accord (3)(almost true). While we were listening to him we built our own Honda Accord with every stupid option you could imagine and, lo and behold, it was worth $37,853 (still cheaper than the $37,995 MSRP for a Challenger, but not by much). This got us thinking about other ridiculous cars you could build, by MSRP. That's where you come in.