World's Most Stereotypical Lamborghini Owner Says He's Seen The Lamborghini SUV

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The Lamborghini SUV is coming. We know this. The exotic Italo-Teutonic already said they'd show one at the Beijing Auto Show, but it's still nice to get confirmation from World's Most Stereotypical Lamborghini Owner, who claims on his Facebook page that he's seen it.

This isn't a shock as we'd already heard from other sources that people were being shown the new Lambo SUV, though this detail of it being "Cherry Red" is sort of interesting. Also, he's apparently not supposed to be taking about it. Did you expect the World's Most Stereotypical Lamborghini Owner to stay quiet?

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Dude, Hardigree, why do this again when you know that the Salabronies of the Team Salamone Nation are all gonna come out of the word work to defend their bestest bud in the world, the most famous lawyer in the world that couldn't pass a 4th grade phonics and composition class.

I'm honestly surprised that the comments are not yet riddled with posts from what seems like 4th graders with Roget's Thesaurus finding every way to call you a doo doo head even if they can't seem to do it using proper grammar, punctuation and spelling.

I guess I'll sit back and wait for the heartfelt, egomaniacal plea for leniency from the man himself painting himself as a victim of the rest of us who just don't unnerstan him.

What a bunch of assholes we are.

I'm gonna go give myself a spanking now.