What If Car Company Slogans Were Honest?

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Raphael Orlove
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It's not just poorly translated Chinese company slogans that make no sense; all car companies these days are guilty of bullshitting you with nonsense. We think you can do better.

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We want you to come up with fake but honest slogans for car companies. Something like, "BMW: Because All Your Other Middle-Manager Buddies Bought One."

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Tomorrow we'll post the ten best slogans. Got it? Good.

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