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We can't verify the speed Carscoop's claiming this Porsche Boxster was going when it hit a bird traveling the opposite direction, but considering the level of damage it caused, we'd have to say they probably aren't too far off. All we know is that's more damage than even the bird turd kit can fix, so 155 mph sounds like it could be the right velocity to do this to either a laden or unladen swallow. Gallery's below and is not for the squeamish or the weak-of-stomach. We're going to go vomit now.

Porsche Boxster vs Bird at 155mph... [Carscoop]

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