Two Subway Cars In New York Were 'Covered In Feces' This Morning

A dispatch from the life of a New York City subway commuter this morning: feces.

Here are some tweets.

Here are some more tweets.

And a few more.

The New York City subway is hell! Greatest city in the world? Fact check: no.

I called the MTA to find out exactly what "covered in feces" means and will update this post if they respond.