If your average Porsche has more options than a white kid from Connecticut, then meet their even richer cousin from Dubai. This is the Porsche Panamera Turbo S Executive Exclusive, and it costs $263,900. Jumpin' Jehosaphat!

If your initial reaction is "Damn, that's a lot for a Panamera," you're correct. The last Panamera 4S we drove cost about $120,000; a Turbo S starts at $180,000.

But who are you to balk at this car's price? You'll never afford it with that poor person mentality! This is a 570 horsepower all-wheel drive limousine equipped with amenities you can't even begin to comprehend.

Amenities like a hand-painted two-tone black metallic/chestnut brown color scheme, exclusive jet black 20-inch wheels, leather seats from the Italian studio Poltrona Frau, and dark walnut wood and piano black interior accents.

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The best place to be might just be the back seat, though, because there you get Porsche's newly developed Rear Seat Entertainment System with two high-resolution 10.1-inch touchscreens, a built-in camera, a DVD player (no mention of Blu-ray), wireless headphones and a Burmeister sound system.

And if that's still not enough for you, it comes with a luggage set also made of that fancy Poltrona Frau leather. It's like you can take your car with you when you go inside the Hampton Inn or wherever it is fancy rich people stay on vacations.

Only 100 of these vehicles will be created worldwide, and it makes its official debut at the LA Auto Show next month. I'm buying four.