For over a century now, carmakers have been bullshitting us with bogus slogans and marketing nonsense. Just as they did last year, Jalopnik readers came up with ten honest car slogans to set things straight.
Blown Head Gasket. It's What Makes A Subaru A Subaru.
Suggested By: Steve Kuhn
We Still Exist.
Suggested By: Spacegrass
I Can't Feel My Face!
Suggested By: Dirka
What's Fuel Economy?
Suggested By: Corey CC97, aka Silent Bob
More options than a white kid growing up in Connecticut.
Suggested By: macanamera
Something Something Something Detroit.
Suggested By: Dean Beyer
Give Us Another Chance, Baby! We'll Change, We Promise!
Suggested By: Bryan M
Seriously, We Are Not As Shitty As You Remember
Suggested By: DatsunOfABit
Born From Debts.
Suggested By: Kate's Dirty Sister
Welcome back to Answers of the Day - our daily Jalopnik feature where we take the best ten responses from the previous day's Question of the Day and shine it up to show off. It's by you and for you, the Jalopnik readers. Enjoy!
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