Buying my Atlantic Blue 2023 GTI S 6-speed about 15 months ago. Hear me out.
I was riding a high of getting a job after being laid off from Ford in the big cull of August 2022. I didn’t have a car, having gone through three in two years of the pandemic: a C30 6-speed I still miss that I rode the high market to sell for 150% of what I’d paid in 2019, an Outback XT 5-speed that was just as good a deal as it was a fortuitous resell for the same amount three weeks after the fact when I realized I really didn’t want a big-ass wagon on stilts and an eye-searingly yellow FoST I decided I was no longer juvenile enough to enjoy and sold for a profit to an 18-year-old kid four months after Vroom dropped it off on my doorstep. I had test-driven a new WRX and even put down a deposit on one, but then I decided to give the GTI a try, as well. The driving experience vs. the Subie was incomparable and I managed to find a good deal on one ($1k below MSRP).
The buzzing noise in both B-pillars that’s been driving me nuts ever since started on the “shakedown” drive, but I put it out of mind. Surely it was something simple that would be rectified at my first oil change. (Lessons of my 2008 Impreza, where the same thing started on my drive home from the dealership and continued until I sold it three years hence, clearly not learned.) I even managed to come to terms with the weird capacitive buttons, even though I hate how I need to tap the screen multiple times to turn off the butt-warmers or cool the cabin off a couple of degrees. It even burbles and farts on occasional off-throttle moments (if I remember to cycle through the driving modes on restart). But the experience overall has been just...meh. When I worked on the Focus ST, it was the crude, “boy racer” foil to the GTI’s “mature” hot hatch. The maturity has stayed, I’ve just grown out of the ST (especially since we don’t get the excellent fourth-gen here) and haven’t grown into the GTI. Boring color (and it’s not available in a single interesting one), weird wheels, clunky first gear, decent, but not blow-your-face-off dynamics. The plaid seats are nice, though. Oh, and the paint quality is Ford-level ABYSMAL. Fucking thing scratches should you breathe on it.
Had I paid $25K for it, I would be CHUFFED. Had it been available in Cornflower Blue, I would probably still have complaints, but at least the color would have made me smile. But for almost $10K more in the worst shade of blue imaginable (with no real alternatives)...meh.