These Are The Astrological Signs Of Every Formula E Driver, Ever

If there are two things I love in this world, it's astrology and race cars. Well, okay — so my enjoyment of astrology isn't exactly massive, but it's one of those passing interests that I enjoy bringing out in certain occasions. And what better occasion than to celebrate the finale of another successful Formula E season?

I've seen folks divine the astrological signs of race car drivers before, but it's usually done for Formula 1, and it's usually only done for a certain season. I wanted to get extra with my research. I wanted to know the zodiac sign of every single Formula E driver in the sport's history (something I have been interested in doing in F1, if only there weren't so many damn drivers). Instead, with the end of an FE era on the horizon, I thought I'd take up this mantle instead.

Do I believe wholeheartedly that our fates are determined by our exact location on earth the very moment we're born? I don't really know. But I do know that I, along with many other white women in crisis, find comfort in turning to our zodiac signs to give us a little extra guidance through life because sometimes it's a lot easier to believe you're miserable because the exact alignment of the stars at this exact moment in time have made it so.

And now, without further ado: Enjoy this exceptionally niche blog.

• Bruno Senna (October 15)

• Pascal Wehrlein (October 18)

• Symbol: Scales

• Polarity: Positive

• Modality: Cardinal

• Element: Air

• Social and charming

• Diplomatic

• Fairness and equality

• Romantic but co-dependent

• Negotiable and communicative

• Intellectual but sensitive

• Indecisive

• Conflict avoidant

• Peaceful

• Marco Andretti (March 13)

• Matthew Brabham (February 25)

• Nico Muller (February 25)

• Alexander Sims (March 15)

• Symbol: Fish

• Polarity: Negative

• Modality: Mutable

• Element: Water

• Imaginative

• Intuitive and emotional

• Old soul

• Mystical and spiritual

• Transformative

• Compassionate, sensitive

• Social

• Empathetic, receptive

• Impressionable

• Salvador Duran (May 6)

• Nick Heidfeld (May 10)

• Jose Maria Lopez (April 26)

• Felipe Massa (April 25)

• Jean-Eric Vergne (April 25)

• Symbol: Bull

• Polarity: Negative

• Modality: Fixed

• Element: Earth

• Headstrong

• Secure, stable

• Sensual

• Determined

• Luxurious

• Hard-working and practical

• Resistant to change, stubborn

• Warm

• Dependable

• Simona de Silvestro (September 1)

• Maro Engel (August 27)

• Antonio Felix da Costa (August 31)

• Kamui Kobayashi (September 13)

• Alex Lynn (September 17)

• Symbol: Maiden

• Polarity: Negative

• Modality: Mutable

• Element: Fixed

• Detailed

• Hardworking, practical, and analytical

• Organized

• Consistent, loyal

• Invested in growth

• Perfectionist

• Ordered

• Grounded

• Trustworthy

• Michela Cerruti (February 18)

• Nyck de Vries (February 6)

• Pierre Gasly (February 7)

• Charles Pic (February 15)

• Takuma Sato (January 28)

• Scott Speed (January 24)

• Symbol: Water-bearer

• Polarity: Positive

• Modality: Fixed

• Element: Air

• Independent

• Contemplative but intellectual

• Focused on one's own beliefs

• Curious but stubborn

• Eccentric

• Inventive and different from others

• Exploratory

• Sam Bird (January 9)

• Karun Chandhok (January 19)

• Jerome D'Ambrosio (December 27)

• Ma Qing Ha (December 25)

• Franck Montagny (January 5)

• Edoardo Mortara (January 12)

• Symbol: Goat

• Polarity: Negative

• Modality: Cardinal

• Element: Earth

• Ambitious, patient

• Reserved

• Hard-working

• Long-term relationships

• Disciplined

• Determined

• Austere

• Practical

• Unemotional

• James Calado (June 13)

• Jake Dennis (June 19)

• Loic Duval (June 12)

• Antonio Garcia (June 5)

• Sergio Sette Camara (May 23)

• Dan Ticktum (June 8)

• Symbol: Twins

• Polarity: Positive

• Modality: Mutable

• Element: Air

• Curious, inquisitive, excitable

• Quick-witted

• Intellectual

• Communicative

• Flexible

• Two-sided; open but secretive

• Adaptable

• Mental

• Daniel Abt (December 3)

• Oliver Askew (December 12)

• Tom Blomqvist (November 30)

• Antonio Giovinazzi (December 14)

• Neel Jani (December 8)

• Ho-Pin Tung (December 4)

• Symbol: Archer or Centaur

• Polarity: Positive

• Modality: Mutable

• Element: Fire

• Adventurous, spontaneous

• Optimistic

• Exploratory

• Always seeking new relationships and ideas

• Impulsive

• Restless

• Averse to commitment, responsibility

• Free, fun-loving

• Cheerful

• Jaime Alguersuari (March 23)

• Tom Dillmann (April 6)

• Fabio Leimer (April 17)

• Gary Paffett (March 24)

• Oliver Turvey (April 1)

• Stoffel Vandoorne (March 26)

• Jacques Villeneuve (April 9)

• Symbol: Ram

• Polarity: Positive

• Modality: Cardinal

• Element: Fire

• Competitive

• Impulsive and risky

• Born leader

• Bold

• Adventurous

• Energetic

• Aggressive

• Ambitious

• Honest

• Fiery

• Sebastien Buemi (October 31)

• Adam Carroll (October 26)

• Brendon Hartley (November 10)

• Andre Lotterer (November 19)

• Rene Rast (October 26)

• Felix Rosenqvist (November 7)

• Stephane Sarrazin (November 2)

• Symbol: Scorpion

• Polarity: Negative

• Modality: Fixed

• Element: Water

• Passionate

• Cunning

• All or nothing

• Domineering

• Emotional

• Secretive and subtle

• Enchanting

• Unrelenting

• Fixed in their ways

• Nathanael Berthon (July 1)

• Joel Eriksson (June 28)

• Mitch Evans (June 24)

• Maximilian Gunther (July 2)

• Katherine Legge (July 12)

• Norman Nato (July 8)

• Oriol Servia (July 13)

• Jarno Trulli (July 13)

• Sakon Yamamoto (July 9)

• Symbol: Crab

• Polarity: Negative

• Modality: Cardinal

• Element: Water

• Sensitive, emotional

• Receptive

• Nurturing

• Domestic and familial

• Stable

• Temperamental

• Empathetic

• Nick Cassidy (August 19)

• Mike Conway (August 19)

• Lucas di Grassi (August 11)

• Luca Filippi (August 9)

• Alex Fontana (August 5)

• Robin Frijns (August 7)

• Esteban Gutierrez (August 5)

• Vitantonio Liuzzi (August 6)

• Felipe Nasr (August 21)

• Nelson Piquet Jr. (July 25)

• Nico Prost (August 18)

• Oliver Rowland (August 10)

• Justin Wilson (July 31)

• Symbol: Lion

• Polarity: Positive

• Modality: Fixed

• Element: Fire

• Creative

• Enthusiastic and lively

• Dramatic

• Confident and radiant

• Assertive

• Proud

• Loyal

• Generous

• Romantic