Florida Offers 260 Special License Plates And These Are The Worst Ones

Like the latest Mansory creation, it’s just very gauche, isn’t it?

Yes, America does have some very beautiful places, but I’m sure they’re all a solid 1,000 times prettier than this ridiculous plate.

Is it Lou Reed, is it Frankenstein? Whichever it’s meant to be, I’m pretty sure neither was from Florida.

This one just doesn’t do it for me, I can’t put a figure on why but it’s not the one.

Why didn’t they just fit the whole plane on? The outline of the C-130 along the bottom of the plate would look much better.

If I lived in the golf capital of the world, I wouldn’t want people to know I lived in the golf capital of the world. Also, doesn’t Myrtle Beach also claim to be golf capital of the world?

It’s just pretty boring, isn’t it?

I understand the appeal of military plates, but this one I just can’t wrap my head around. Unless you are a Blue Angels pilot?

In this instance, I’m just not a fan of the black background on this license plate. All Miami blue with flashes of red would look better, in my opinion.

Submarines are cool and all, but they don’t look that cool peeking out the top of a license plate, I’m sorry.

Is Florida well regarded in tennis spheres? Has it created a golden age of American tennis players? If not, why is it associating itself with the sport on license plates?

For a school or art and design, that’s not the most inspiring logo I’ve ever seen. Surely you can do better, Ringling?

I’ve seen the Yankees play the Rays three times and they’ve lost each game. That’s enough to earn this plate a spot on our list.

I just don’t trust this guy, look at his shifty little eyes.

There’s just a lot going on here, isn’t there? And why doesn’t the nice marine color palate continue all the way across the plate?