The Ultimate Gift Guide For The Car Kids And Little Rascals In Your Life

This is Mr. and Mrs. Happy. They are not as ubiquitous as Jim Henson’s Muppets but they are beloved and perhaps as well-traveled as any puppet can be. These puppets, much like the suits sold by their maker, Aerostich, have braved perilous conditions for the love of the road. Aerostich has produced the Roadcrafter for more than three decades. The suit is likely to speak to most little gearheads who dreamed of donning a NASA jumpsuit, but come only in adult sizes. In the meantime, these puppets can introduce car and bike kids to the joys of riding and will hand-down an appreciation for the ATTGATT lifestyle with pictures of their adventures.

This game is one of the best entries into the Legend Of Zelda franchise to date, and even though it’s the first open-world title in the franchise, it felt strangely similar to the Game Boy Zelda entries. It evokes these well by immersing us in an over-world that feels truly vast in comparison with the player. And you’ll be surprised to know that there is a pretty decent motorcycle game nested within. With the Champions Ballad DLC, the game introduces another travel mechanic: a motorcycle. The game calls it the Mastercycle, but we all know it’s just a Husqvarna that’s gone through some badge-engineering.

I’m going to let the good times roll with Nintendo, because the only thing funner than bombing through Hyrule Motocross is knocking an opponent aside with a shell in Mario Kart. The game is in its eighth iteration, and when it first released on the Switch, Nintendo sold us wheels with a Joy-Con cutout to recreate driving feel. I never liked these because a disembodied wheel turning in midair felt too vague. Hori makes two different wheels for Mario Kart. The Pro Deluxe is a full-size version, while this wheel, the Pro Mini, seems like the better pick for kids. And it comes with one awesome feature the other omits: an item button. With the Pro Mini wheel, mayhem is a big red button press away, and the button just happens to be in the wheel’s center. I wish pressing my real car horn would jettison a blue shell at all those that cut me off.

Before you accuse me of endangering other motorists by trying to shoot large spiky turtle shells at them on the highway, let me point out that the blue shells I want to throw are just plushes. I swear. Really. In fact, here is what I meant. It’s made by Club Mocchi-Mocchi and it’s the plush I wished would accompany my car horn, but that does seem wasteful. Instead of letting these plushes pile up on the side of the road, give them away this season. Little Jalops will have a blast lobbying these around, both in-game and out.

This plush is a little less destructive than the blue shell, but every bit as entertaining. If you are not yet a fan of the excellent Kurzgesagt channel on YouTube, don’t waste any more time and pay them a visit now. The channel is an excellent teaching tool for young and old alike. It tackles complex issues and discussions in ways that are easy to understand and learn from. They have videos that focus on automation, climate change, economics and even milk.

This is the famous directorial debut of legendary animator, Hayao Miyazaki, the founder of Studio Ghibli. The studio would go on to release other Jalopnik favorites like Nausicaä, which is about nature and tech, and Howl’s Moving Castle, which is basically about a dude living out of a big dirty car. Lupin the Third, however, introduced us to Miyazaki’s style and hinted at the forms he would explore later. The gunfights and car chases in the film rival that of the Bourne film series. Well, maybe not, but there’s still plenty of action and intrigue. It’s a fun caper with a cast of lovable rogues, and is full of good car cameos. The film boasts some interesting cars, like the Fiat 500, Citroen 2CV and Humber Super Snipe, among others.

Are we still on drones? Alright. I’m being told drones are still big wishes, but a such a list would not feel complete without a remote-controlled car. And, besides, nobody is going to train a raptor to attack your R/C car. The Honda NSX looks awesome and has outstanding performance, but it is still a daily drivable car. So, we’ve taken that basic concept and extended it to the little gearheads in our lives. The original NSX turned a generation into Jalops, now the new one can do the same.

If your little gearheads are fans of parking garages, they’re going to love this Tomica set. Never mind that it offers free parking — and even a helipad — because this garage is a carspotting dream. There’s a new Jimny in there, a Supra, BRZ, Legacy, Civic SI, Element, a cab-over truck and maybe even a C2 coupe. Don’t worry about the mall patrons glued to the windows. They’re just waiting to see the cars.

OK, OK. Maybe this one is a little gratuitous coming from me but I just can’t resist a BMW E36 in any form. M Sport Parts, purveyor of esoteric BMW bits that you never knew you wanted until you saw them, will sell you either an E36 M3 Hot Wheels car or an E30 M3 — or both! These toy cars are dead simple, but they are inexpensive. They also represent a piece of M division history. Please just buy the set already so I don’t have to.