The Top 61 Lemons of the Southern Discomfort 24 Hours Of LeMons

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A Saab took the overall win, which was shocking, and GM continued its run of Index of Effluency dominance… which came as no surprise at all. It was cold, it was wet, but the racin' was great!

Those of you who want to geek out on lap times and such should go to the MyLaps results for the race.
Not enough LeMons action for you? Check out the top lemons of past races: Altamont '07Arse Freeze '07Altamont '08Ohio '08New England '08South '08Texas '08Arse Freeze '08Texas Spring '09South Spring '09Reno '09New Orleans '09New England '09Buttonwillow '09South Fall '09Ohio '09Texas Fall '09Arse Freeze '09Phoenix '10.
Thanks to LeMons Assistant Perp Nick Pon for photographic help, and to the Tunachuckers, Bone Stock Racing, and Our Lady Of Perpetual Downforce for allowing me to mount the BumperCam timelapse camera on their cars. OK, here they are, in order of the final standings:

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1. rbankracing.com, Saab 900 Turbo
Overall winner

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2. Team SOB (South of the Border), Volkswagen GTI
Winner, Class Bad

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3. www.endurancekarting.com, Mazda Miata
Winner, I Got Screwed
Winner, Class Good

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4. Junkworks Racing, Mazda Miata
Winner, Organizer's Choice

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5. Magnum PU, Honda Prelude

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6. Monty Python's Flying CRX, Honda CRX

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7. Sweede Lil' Pigs, Saab 900

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8. Black Sheep Racing, Nissan 300ZX

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9. Super Troopers Racing, BMW 325

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10. Team Saab Story, Nissan 300ZX

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11. Rush Hour Racing - Mellow Kab, Ford Crown Victoria
Winner, Least Horrible Yank Tank

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12. Son of a Blitzen, Mercedes-Benz 190E

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13. Miller Lite, BMW 325e

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14. Team Villain Racing, Honda Prelude

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15. Howard J Turkstra Motorsports, Toyota Celica

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16. Team Top Gear, Nissan 200SX
Winner, Chili Cook-Off

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17. Beelzebubbas - Rednecks From Hell, Chevrolet Camaro

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18. German Garden Gnomes, Acura Integra

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19. CHERRY BOMB RACING, BMW 325i

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20. Cullman Liquidation, Honda Prelude

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21. Team Red Rocket, Ford Escort

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22. Dorifto Dogs/Hoon Hound, BMW 325e

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23. Track Pillagerz!, Buick LeSabre
Winner, Index of Effluency

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24. Swede Sixteen Racing, Volvo 740

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25. Schumacher Taxi Service GI Slow, Toyota MR2

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26. DRTy e-Thirties, BMW 325e

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27. Team Police Brutality, Lincoln Mark VIII

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28. Team Drinking and Driving, Honda Civic
Winner, Judges' Choice

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29. Darwin Wrenching, BMW 325

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30. theoretical racing, Nissan 280ZX
Winner, Class Ugly
Winner, Highest Placing 70s Contender

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31. Team Z Racing, Mazda Miata
Winner, Jake Leg Award For Worst Moonshine

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32. JP Smith Builders, Ford Crown Victoria

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33. The Rotary Rotards, Mazda RX-7

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34. Flying Purple People Eater, Mazda RX-7

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35. V Dub Motorsports, Volkswagen Jetta GL

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36. R&R Racing, Honda Accord

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37. Graham Tire Co, Nissan 200SX

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38. Pants Optional, Mazda Miata

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39. Bone Stock Racing, Mitsubishi Diamante

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40. Our Lady Of Perpetual Downforce, Honda Civic
Winner, Dangerous Homemade Technology

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41. All night long, Lincoln Town Car

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42. UPOS Delivery, Volkswagen Rabbit

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43. Riverrat Racing, BMW 318i

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44. BoomPow Surprise, Ford Probe

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45. Whiine and Cheaat Racing, Saab 9000 Turbo

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46. Skool Boyz Racezing, Datsun 280Z

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47. Kobayashi Maru, BMW 320i

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48. NSF Racing, Honda CRX

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49. Midlife Crisis, Nissan 300ZX

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50. No-Driving Sons-O'-Bitches, Honda CRX

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51. BubbaGump Racing, Honda Accord

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52. Team Phoenix, Porsche 944

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53. Schumacher Taxi Service- Lost Our Shirts, Toyota Corolla FX16

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54. The Slammer, Alfa Romeo Milano

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55. Team Fustercluck, Ford Mustang
Winner, Heroic Fix

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56. Racing Nemo, BMW 325i

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57. Grim Reaper Racing, Ford Mustang

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58. Viva Viagara, Opel Kadett

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59. Misfitts, Honda Accord

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60. Amaxaphobe Racing, Pontiac Fiero

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61. Tunachuckers, Volvo Amazon

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DISCUSSION

I'd like to point out that #16 - Team Top Gear, Nissan 240SX doesn't appear to be an 240SX... at least not a S13 or S14 that I can recognize.