A Saab took the overall win, which was shocking, and GM continued its run of Index of Effluency dominance… which came as no surprise at all. It was cold, it was wet, but the racin' was great!
Those of you who want to geek out on lap times and such should go to the MyLaps results for the race.
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Thanks to LeMons Assistant Perp Nick Pon for photographic help, and to the Tunachuckers, Bone Stock Racing, and Our Lady Of Perpetual Downforce for allowing me to mount the BumperCam timelapse camera on their cars. OK, here they are, in order of the final standings:
1. rbankracing.com, Saab 900 Turbo
Overall winner
2. Team SOB (South of the Border), Volkswagen GTI
Winner, Class Bad
3. www.endurancekarting.com, Mazda Miata
Winner, I Got Screwed
Winner, Class Good
4. Junkworks Racing, Mazda Miata
Winner, Organizer's Choice
5. Magnum PU, Honda Prelude
6. Monty Python's Flying CRX, Honda CRX
7. Sweede Lil' Pigs, Saab 900
8. Black Sheep Racing, Nissan 300ZX
9. Super Troopers Racing, BMW 325
10. Team Saab Story, Nissan 300ZX
11. Rush Hour Racing - Mellow Kab, Ford Crown Victoria
Winner, Least Horrible Yank Tank
12. Son of a Blitzen, Mercedes-Benz 190E
13. Miller Lite, BMW 325e
14. Team Villain Racing, Honda Prelude
15. Howard J Turkstra Motorsports, Toyota Celica
16. Team Top Gear, Nissan 200SX
Winner, Chili Cook-Off
17. Beelzebubbas - Rednecks From Hell, Chevrolet Camaro
18. German Garden Gnomes, Acura Integra
19. CHERRY BOMB RACING, BMW 325i
20. Cullman Liquidation, Honda Prelude
21. Team Red Rocket, Ford Escort
22. Dorifto Dogs/Hoon Hound, BMW 325e
23. Track Pillagerz!, Buick LeSabre
Winner, Index of Effluency
24. Swede Sixteen Racing, Volvo 740
25. Schumacher Taxi Service GI Slow, Toyota MR2
26. DRTy e-Thirties, BMW 325e
27. Team Police Brutality, Lincoln Mark VIII
28. Team Drinking and Driving, Honda Civic
Winner, Judges' Choice
29. Darwin Wrenching, BMW 325
30. theoretical racing, Nissan 280ZX
Winner, Class Ugly
Winner, Highest Placing 70s Contender
31. Team Z Racing, Mazda Miata
Winner, Jake Leg Award For Worst Moonshine
32. JP Smith Builders, Ford Crown Victoria
33. The Rotary Rotards, Mazda RX-7
34. Flying Purple People Eater, Mazda RX-7
35. V Dub Motorsports, Volkswagen Jetta GL
36. R&R Racing, Honda Accord
37. Graham Tire Co, Nissan 200SX
38. Pants Optional, Mazda Miata
39. Bone Stock Racing, Mitsubishi Diamante
40. Our Lady Of Perpetual Downforce, Honda Civic
Winner, Dangerous Homemade Technology
41. All night long, Lincoln Town Car
42. UPOS Delivery, Volkswagen Rabbit
43. Riverrat Racing, BMW 318i
44. BoomPow Surprise, Ford Probe
45. Whiine and Cheaat Racing, Saab 9000 Turbo
46. Skool Boyz Racezing, Datsun 280Z
47. Kobayashi Maru, BMW 320i
48. NSF Racing, Honda CRX
49. Midlife Crisis, Nissan 300ZX
50. No-Driving Sons-O'-Bitches, Honda CRX
51. BubbaGump Racing, Honda Accord
52. Team Phoenix, Porsche 944
53. Schumacher Taxi Service- Lost Our Shirts, Toyota Corolla FX16
54. The Slammer, Alfa Romeo Milano
55. Team Fustercluck, Ford Mustang
Winner, Heroic Fix
56. Racing Nemo, BMW 325i
57. Grim Reaper Racing, Ford Mustang
58. Viva Viagara, Opel Kadett
59. Misfitts, Honda Accord
60. Amaxaphobe Racing, Pontiac Fiero
61. Tunachuckers, Volvo Amazon