The Top 108 Lemons of the Goin' For Broken 24 Hours of LeMons

The second-annual Goin' For Broken race turned out to be a serious nail-biter, with the cruising-to-massive-victory Death Cab V8olvo blowing up with 40 minutes to go and an E30, a Miata, and an SE-R battling for the win.

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As it turned out, the Nissan edged out Eyesore Racing by about 25 seconds, denying the Eyesores their fourth LeMons victory. We had two motorcycle-engined cars, four Porsche 914s, a couple of beautifully modified BMW E30s, and only one rollover. For on-yer-roof-prone Thunderhill, that's quite an accomplishment!

Not enough LeMons action for you? Check out the top lemons of past races: Altamont '07Arse Freeze '07Altamont '08Ohio '08New England '08South '08Texas '08Arse Freeze '08Texas Spring '09South Spring '09Reno '09New Orleans '09New England '09Buttonwillow '09South Fall '09Ohio '09Texas Fall '09Arse Freeze '09Phoenix '10South Winter '10Texas Winter '10Sears Point '10Detroit '10New Orleans '10
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1. Rogue Squadron, Nissan Sentra SE-R
Overall Winner

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2. Eyesore Racing, Mazda Miata
Winner, Class Good
Best lap time of race (2:13.341)
BS Penalty laps: 3

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3. POSRacing.com, BMW E30

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4. Lil' Smokey and the Bandit Racing, Toyota MR2
Winner, Class Bad

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5. Black Iron Racing, BMW 540i

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6. Prickstine- Porcubimmer's Fury, BMW 325e
Co-Winner, Awesome E30 award
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7. Death Cab For Cutie (and 3 Uglies), Volvo 244

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8. B-Team, BMW E30

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9. Bunny With A Pancake On Its Head, Volkswagen Rabbit
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10. Lipstick On A Pig, Nissan Sentra SE-R
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11. Mazdarachis (Formerly Jesus Christ Super Car), Mazda RX-7

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12. Team Hurling Moss, BMW 2002

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13. Crap To The Future, Honda CRX
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14. Nerd Herd, Toyota MR2

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15. Hit & Run, Mazda RX-7

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16. Dust & Debris, Dodge Shadow
Winner, Index of Effluency
Winner, Ugly Class
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17. Filthy Faux Ford GT40, Ford Escort
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18. Zoom-Zoom... BOOM, Mazda 323
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19. The UNDERGROUND, Nissan 300ZX
Winner, Z Cup

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20. Double Fartini 1 - OLD Fast Auto Race Team & Sons, Porsche 924
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21. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, Peugeot 505 Turbo

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22. Cheetors, Nissan Sentra SE-R

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23. Team Cant Am, Volvo 242 Turbo
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24. E+MCHAMMERED, BMW E30
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25. A Clockwork Lemon, Nissan 300ZX

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26. Squirrels Of Fury S1, Audi 4000
Winner, Judges' Choice award
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27. Pandamonium Racing, BMW E30
BS Penalty laps: 3

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28. The Tercelator Society For Gentleman Motor Racers, Chevrolet Camaro

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29. Size Does Matter, Plymouth Fury

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30. Bernal Dads Racing, Volvo 245
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31. Autosport Lab Rats, Merkur XR4Ti

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32. Team California Mille, Alfa Romeo Alfetta
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33. Fast Times @ Placer High, Mazda Miata
BS Penalty laps: 1

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34. Sin City LeMons, Volkswagen GTI
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35. Team Apathy, Saab 9000

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36. Ecurie Ecrappe Autodenta, Alfa Romeo Spider

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37. OFF CONSISTANTLY, Nissan 300ZX

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38. Clunker Refuge Racing, Nissan 300ZX
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39. Stick Figure Racing (Toga Toga), Toyota MR2

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40. CLERGY MC, Nissan NX2000

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41. San Jose Scalawags, Mazda Miata
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42. Rascally Rabbit Racing, Fiat 124 Spider

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43. The Soccer Moms, Plymouth Voyager
Winner, Grassroots Motorsports Most From The Least award

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44. Team Bavarian Ranchero: Special Deliverance, BMW 325i
Co-Winner, Awesome E30 award

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45. Rooster Juice, Porsche 924
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46. Mad Mertzl Tov!, Ford Capri
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47. Rubbins Racing, BMW E30

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48. My Idiot Son Hit A Tree, Volvo 740 Wagon

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49. Easy 908/14, Porsche 914
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50. Excuse Me, Acura Integra

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51. PIT CREW REVENGE, Honda Civic
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52. Rockerz In Dockerz, Ford Mustang
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53. Squirrels Of Fury, Volkswagen Scirocco

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54. Communists 'Я' Us, BMW 320i

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55. Death Race 2000 Team #2, Mazda MX-6
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56. The Cannonball Bandits, Toyota Supra
Winner, Organizer's Choice
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57. LaHonda Bandit Racing, Porsche 914
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58. The Flying Lumberjacks, Volkswagen Fox
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59. Reversed Darwinism III- Crown Victor/Victoria, Ford Crown Victoria

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60. The Cheats, Porsche 944
BS Penalty laps: 5

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61. Tokyo Drift-Wood, Mazda Miata
BS Penalty laps: 100

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62. Team Cialis, Plymouth Neon
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BS Penalty laps: 4

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63. BVD Skidmark, BMW E30
BS Penalty laps: 5

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64. A Lemon Entry, Ford Escort

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65. Wienerschmoker III: Put Another Shrimp On The Barbie, BMW E30
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66. Team King Crab, BMW E36

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67. Mysteries Inc Racing, Plymouth Voyager Turbo
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68. SD Minis Team Bean, Austin Mini
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69. LOOSE NUTS CALIFORNIA, Mazda RX-7

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70. John Galt Racing, Porsche 914

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71. Pendejo Engineering/Tome Wankenshaw Racing, Jaguar XJS
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72. RASTA RACERS, Volvo 740 Wagon

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73. Blanco Basura Racing, Honda Prelude
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74. Star Wrek, Honda CRX

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75. The Mad Shifters, Mazda RX-7
BS Penalty laps: 30
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76. Team Loose Lugnutz, BMW E30

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77. Chim Chim Racing, Volkswagen Rabbit
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78. Grouppe Festiva, Ford Festiva

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79. Cajun Coonasses dba Spinal Crap, Nissan Sentra SE-R
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80. Geo-U812, Geo Metro
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81. Red Rocket Racing, Ford Thunderbird

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82. LEMON DEMOLITION, Honda CRX
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83. The Fat and the Furious, Mazda Miata

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84. SmorgasBorg, Porsche 944 Turbo
BS Penalty laps: 5
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85. Angry Hamster Racing, Honda Z600
Winner, Heroic Fix award

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86. Blood Drive, BMW 7 Series

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87. Gimp Pimp, Cadillac Seville

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88. Newly Unemployed MegaloManiac Individuals, Mazda RX-7
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89. The Black Flags, Toyota Supra

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90. Faulkner Auto Racing Team, BMW E28

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91. Hit and Run II, Mazda RX-7

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92. The Kamikaze Kops, Mazda RX-7

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93. Abbigisch Messen... GmbH (AMG Racing), Mercedes-Benz W114
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94. Rubber Chicken Piccata, Volvo 940

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95. Double Fartini 2 - OLD Fast Auto Race Team & Sons, Porsche 944
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96. Rice Rocket Racing, Datsun 280ZX
BS Penalty laps: 20
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97. Cosmorita Cowboys, Porsche 944
BS Penalty laps: 10
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98. KAMIKAZE LEMON, Mitsubishi Starion
BS Penalty laps: 5

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99. TBA Racing, Acura Integra

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100. Lightning McQueen, Pontiac Sunfire
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101. Death Race 2000 Team #1, Mazda MX-6

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102. ART ATTACK, Porsche 944
BS Penalty laps: 20
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103. Team California Mille #2, Alfa Romeo Alfetta

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104. Squigley's Team Hubba Hubba, Ford Mustang
BS Penalty laps: 50

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105. Hatfields and McCoys, Nissan 300ZX
Note: photograph taken at the Sears Pointless race

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106. Project M.E.R.D.E. (Malaise Era Ricer of Datsun Engineering), Datsun 200SX
BS Penalty laps: 31

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107. Team Tidy Turd, Honda Civic
BS Penalty laps: 999
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108. Blanco Basura2, Ford Capri
BS Penalty laps: 2000
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