Got someone you despise on your shopping list who likes cars? Well, we've got the gift guide for you right here.

10.) Bullet Hole Stickers

There's no better way to class up your "friends" ride than with bullet hole stickers. I hear these are all the rage in Connecticut.

Suggested By: Vintage1982Benz, Photo Credit: Amazon

9.) Air Freshener


Reader Miss Mercedes - smart Guru can tell you why an air freshener makes an excellent bad gift:

"It either means two things:

1. I know you love cars, but I don't know what to get you.

2. Your car stinks.

Either way, it's an insult..."


Suggested By: Miss Mercedes - smart Guru, Photo Credit: Tony Alter

8.) Camouflage Dashboard Cover


Perfect for the tasteless hunting enthusiast in your life. Even more perfect for the Prius enthusiast in your life.

Suggested By: My X-type is too a real Jaguar, Photo Credit: Amazon

7.) Fake Scoops/Air Vents


Give your friend the illusion speed with with adhesive scoops and air vents this holiday season. Obviously doesn't work if your friend has a new Buick with the non-functioning vents installed at the factory.

Suggested By: cosmicspeed, Photo Credit: Amazon

6.) Whistle Tip


The whistle goes woo!

Suggested By: POD, Photo Credit: Amazon

5.) Stick Figure Stickers


Perfect for the guy who just got a minivan for his ever-growing family, but still hasn't come to grips with his manhood, even though minivans are cool.

Suggested By: Steve Kuhn, Photo Credit: Amazon

4.) Ferrari Clothes


Ferrari clothes are great because they work whether or not the recipient has a Ferrari – if they do, they look like a douchebag poseur, and if they don't, they still look like a douchebag poseur!

Suggested By: Vlan1, Photo Credit: Amazon

3.) Headlight Eyelashes


What could be better than the gift of embarrassment? Doesn't work if the recipient is a deliberate troll and will put these on their car ironically

Suggested By: RazoE, Photo Credit: Amazon

2.) Truck Nuts


Especially great if the recipient owns something like a Series I Jag E-Type.

Suggested By: Arch Duke Maxyenko, SHAZAM!, Photo Credit: Amazon

1.) Fuel Shark


What could be better gift for the gearhead you despise than the gift of complete, utter bullshit? I certainly can't think of anything.

Suggested By: TheWeatherman, Photo Credit: Amazon

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