Got someone you despise on your shopping list who likes cars? Well, we've got the gift guide for you right here.
10.) Bullet Hole Stickers
There's no better way to class up your "friends" ride than with bullet hole stickers. I hear these are all the rage in Connecticut.
9.) Air Freshener
Reader Miss Mercedes - smart Guru can tell you why an air freshener makes an excellent bad gift:
"It either means two things:
1. I know you love cars, but I don't know what to get you.
2. Your car stinks.
Either way, it's an insult..."
8.) Camouflage Dashboard Cover
Perfect for the tasteless hunting enthusiast in your life. Even more perfect for the Prius enthusiast in your life.
7.) Fake Scoops/Air Vents
Give your friend the illusion speed with with adhesive scoops and air vents this holiday season. Obviously doesn't work if your friend has a new Buick with the non-functioning vents installed at the factory.
6.) Whistle Tip
The whistle goes woo!
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5.) Stick Figure Stickers
Perfect for the guy who just got a minivan for his ever-growing family, but still hasn't come to grips with his manhood, even though minivans are cool.
4.) Ferrari Clothes
Ferrari clothes are great because they work whether or not the recipient has a Ferrari – if they do, they look like a douchebag poseur, and if they don't, they still look like a douchebag poseur!
3.) Headlight Eyelashes
What could be better than the gift of embarrassment? Doesn't work if the recipient is a deliberate troll and will put these on their car ironically
2.) Truck Nuts
Especially great if the recipient owns something like a Series I Jag E-Type.
1.) Fuel Shark
What could be better gift for the gearhead you despise than the gift of complete, utter bullshit? I certainly can't think of anything.
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