There are numerous ways of cleaning your car, but when it comes to weirdenss these ten take the crown.


10.) Cormwell's Classic Auto Wash

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Because lawn art.

This place up in Boston also has the weirdest website.

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9.) Jungle-Themed Car Wash

Going the extra mile in Los Angeles.

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8.) Automated Car Washes

They recycle water and that's great for everybody including you as long as they also change their filters regularly.

If not, what your car is getting is a mixture of water and dirt from the earlier washes. A weird way to clean a car.

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7.) Any Car Wash With Strippers

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It's a legitimate business alright.

Charity washes are still very sexist.

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6.) Waterless Car Washes

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Some believe in nanotechnology. Others in clean water and soap. PTLmarketingltd:

Any "waterless" wash spray. I do a lot of marketing work in the automotive world and I refuse every time to work with one of these companies because I don't believe in them. Water is an essential part of a car wash...and with the winter salt, you need to hose down your car 360 to get an effective clean.

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5.) Car Wash and Grill

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It's a DUI waiting to happen. My X-type is too a real Jaguar:

A Sports Bar and Car Wash all in one. There can't be too many places to show up sober to get a car wash only to need a cab to get home.

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4.) Walmart

Best value? Nope. Not even that.

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3.) Elephants

Everything during the evolution of mammals lead towards this.

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2.) Ocean Wash

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Literally. Choose your timing wisely.

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1.) Holy Water Car Wash

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Holy water for that extra spark!

Levenshulme Baptist Church regulars cleaned cars with the gallons of left-over water from Sunday's baptismal service.

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All I can say is that recycling is certainly something Jesus would approve.

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