Intricate airbrush strokes, metal flake details and the whine and thump of air pumps bouncing wheels and suspension parts have been a signature of the lowrider culture for decades. So have scantily clad women, lounging seductively against the fenders of these lavishly decorated cars.
James Bond was taken into custody in San Antonio last night after he crashed into a utility pole and knocked out power to 20,000 homes near Ingram Park Mall. Bond admitted he'd been drinking.
Here's a passenger on a San Antonio bus taking a swing at another woman riding with her newborn child. The assailant might have done better if she hadn't had her own newborn strapped to her chest.
A speeding truck rammed a woman's sedan at over 100 MPH on a Texas freeway last Friday. Why? According to the Archangel Gabriel/ Michael E. Schwab, a resident of Blooming Grove, Texas, the woman "was not driving like a Christian."