Porsche 911 Fighters, Ranked

19.) Porsche 928

18.) Porsche 912

17.) Any 924/944/968 with a turbo

16.) The Maserati Alfieri, supposedly? I dunno

15.) That thing journalists think Cadillac is doing but will probably never happen

14.) The mythical mid-engined Corvette

13.) Audi R8

12.) Nissan GT-R

11.) Mercedes-AMG GT

10.) BMW M3 (The one with the V8)

9.) That thing McLaren is apparently working on

8.) Jaguar F-Type Coupe R

7.) Chevrolet Corvette Stingray/Z06

6.) Insert Italian exotic here

5.) A used Porsche Boxster

4.) Porsche Boxster

3.) A used Porsche Cayman

2.) Porsche Cayman

1.) A used Porsche 911

Please feel free to submit your own (wrong) opinions in the comments.