New For Porsche At The LA Auto Show: A Dumpster

Mysteriously, outside of Alfa Romeo’s packed press conference end-of-the-world-show was this: a gigantic dumpster labeled Porsche.

Is it a trash bin specifically for Porsche’s massive press booth? Is it where Porsche is hiding their new 911 RSR race car? Is it a massive f u from Alfa Romeo?

I hope it’s the latter.