
A Jalopnik tipster sent us a photo of this New Jersey genius, who appears to be texting whilst riding his motorcycle. Smart move.
We don't have to point out what will happen to his shorts, T-shirt and sandal clad body if he makes a mistake. Skin doesn't hold up well against pavement.
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It kind of looks like whoever took the picture might have been driving, too — one of those picture within a picture things, depicting boneheadedness. But we've been assured that the photographer was sitting shotgun while someone else drove.
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Good, we didn't want to hear another one of those "Hold my beer and watch this!" stories! (Hat tip to Ian!)
Photo credit: Ian Oliver
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And bikers laugh at us cage drivers?