What's The Best Car Joke You've Ever Heard?

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The promise of the Internet is the ability to crowd-source something that would be difficult to come up with on your own. What better way to use this technology than to come up with a list of the ten best car jokes?


Here's a bad one to get us started:

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

An Iron Duke Camaro. Didn't you here me knocking?

Zing! Ok, you can do better than that.

(QOTD is your chance to answer the day's most pressing automotive questions and experience the opinions of the insightful insiders, practicing pundits and gleeful gearheads that make up the Jalopnik commentariat. If you've got a suggestion for a good "Question Of the Day" send an email to tips at jalopnik dot com.)


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David Tracy

Here are a couple that I made up. They're absolutely terrible:

1. One career path I wouldn't recommend: becoming a rebuilt engine...

...You'll be bored.

2. The Corvette's new seven speed manual must be a Mr. Bean film, cuz that's a lot of rowin'.

3. Why were there pickles in the car door?...

... because it was ajar.

4. What do you call a cross-dresser who carries two handbags?...

... A dual-clutch tranny.

5. Why was the sports car made of noodles and Wheaties? ...

...Cuz it was carb 'n fiber.

6. If an excited dog's tail were a Cadillac CTS-V, what body style would it be?...

...a' waggin.

7. Word on the street is that if you need a tire, go to JC Penny.