Some people who drive Tesla’s give the brand a bad rap for their devout following of Musk almighty and their belief that because they aren’t burning any gas, they can do whatever they like. This Tesla driver found out what happens when you follow those principles.

Sometimes, with the right combination of speed, determination and suspension, you can achieve wonderful things. In this case, wonderful things is safely clearing a set of double speed bumps much faster than the law intended.

You’d have thought if you were driving a pickup with a trailer full of furniture at the back, you’d know to take it easy on the roads. But not this driver, they seem to think tackling the double speed humps head on is the only way to go. Cue a raft of rickety shelving wobbling as it bounces off the bumps.

The PT Cruiser, for one reason or another, is an icon of modern motoring. But even icons can come unstuck by closely-spaced double speed bumps.

Case in point, this gleaming silver example bounces over the first hump before launching into the air as it hits the second. There’s something quite majestic about a mid-flight PT Cruiser.

There’s been a change, yeah there’s been a change of heart. I said there’s been a change: you push just a little too far, you make it just a little too hard.

There’s been a change of heart.

First up, we’ve got an SUV massively misjudging its attempt to clear the speed bumps.

Sparks start to fly as soon as they skim the first one. Then, the nose of the car clanks down following a ride over the second. Not a nice way to drive around.

In another Speed Bump Olympics highlight video, we can see two polar opposite ways to clear the humps.

Where one driver takes it all nice and easy to come out unscathed, the second prefers to take a ‘bandaid ripping’ approach. Full speed ahead, maximum damage and pain for a short period of time. Which approach would you take?

Think you’re safe because you’re on a bus that’s being driven by a consummate professional? Wrong.

Here, the passengers on this minibus were given a rough ride as the driver slams the brakes on before bumbling over the humps. Just another one of the many drivers caught out by the size and arrangement of these two humps.

Breakin’ shocks in the hot sun, I fought the bump and the bump won. I fought the bump and the bump won.

I need new wheels ‘cause I broke mine, I fought the bump and the bump won. I fought the bump and the bump won.

This channel doesn’t just do highlights videos, oh no. If you want, you can join them live on TikTok for some uninterrupted speed bump watching.

In this clip, one car shows us how it should be done. Well, it shows one driver take almost 30 seconds to cover 30 feet. I guess that’s something.

Another day, another car incapable of safely traversing a pair of speed humps.

I wonder what went through the mind of this driver as they careered over the crest of the second bump? Whatever it was, it can’t have taken long for the thought to leave their head, as they quickly composed themselves and went on their way.

You’ve heard of synchronized swimming; well, here’s something better and with less water.

May I present the inaugural Speed Bump Olympic synchronized speed hump competition. Isn’t it a majestic sight? I give them a four for complexity and a six for execution.

A bigger car gives you bigger suspension which means you can go fast over whatever you like, right?

Well, that’s what this driver thought before they were caught out and kicked into the air by the second Fresno speed hump.

Baby, all I need for you to know is: I’m like a bird, I’ll only fly away. I don’t know where my soul is, and I don’t know where my home is.

And finally, proof that pickups can’t conquer everything. They’re just as susceptible to the effects of a pair of notorious speed bumps as a bus, cop car or mid-size sedan.

Clearly, nothing is safe from these double humps of doom. The Fresno speed humps: the great equalizer of our time.