How To Order From A Taco Truck

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Taco trucks offer authentic, cheap and delicious food, yet fear of the unknown sends most of us straight to Taco Hell. Follow this simple guide and you'll be running out for more salsa verde instead of running for the border.

I spent a weekend braving a variety of taco eateries with my pals and a pair of massive Ram 2500HD trucks, sampling everything from tamarind juice to deep fried brains, in order to bring you this instructive text. Click through the thumbs for a step-by-step guide or click here to see the whole enchilada.

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Step 1.) Know Where You're Going

The difference between a great taco truck and a crappy one isn't discernible through typical means. The oldest, shadiest trailer may hide the best tacos. When setting out to sample the mobile fare your best hint is a long line. Diarrhea isn't a cultural thing; if the food makes people sick they're probably not going back.

If you're really lucky, you can find someone in the know to act as a guide. In my case, firearm enthusiast and fearless foodie Jay Roscoe of Guns and Tacos served as a curator. If you're not lucky, look around the Internet for Yelp! or other reviews. Note: these are taco trucks so they may move around from day to day.

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Step 2.) Choose What You Want Before You Step Up

Anyone who sells food with average transactions below five bucks is in a volume business, and you standing there like a gabacho hemming-and-hawing over what kind of tortilla you want is going to slow down the process. Most taco trucks have gigantic signs on the side showing the types of meats they offer and the prices. Make your selection before you get to the window.

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Step 3.) Know What You Want

If you're not a taconnoisseur it may be confusing at first to see the various meats listed. When ordering you're going to select quantity, the type of tortilla you want (maiz/corn or harina/flour), the meat and then what toppings. Generally I order tacos con todo, which means "with everything" which is typically limited to onions and cilantro. Queso/cheese is another option. Shredded lettuce and tomatoes may be offered, but is preferred by and offered mostly to gringos. Here's a guide to the taco fillings:

A Brief Overview Of Taco Fillings

  • Fajitas - typically beef, sometimes pollo/chicken
  • al Pastor - almost always pork, cooked like shawarma on a spit called a trompo with a chile sauce.
  • Carnitas - slow-cooked meat, typically pork shoulder
  • Pollo - chicken
  • Pescado - fish
  • Lengua - tongue
  • Sesos - brains
  • Frijoles - beans
  • Tripas - tripe
  • Nopales - cactus
  • Huevos - eggs

If you're not sure what's good you can always ask someone around you. At Houston's Tacomadre our crew had no less than world-famous rapper Chingo Bling offer up suggestions. He said the fajitas were the best and the salsa verde "is made with an hallucinogenic compound" and ordered us two plate-loads full. No joke, the stuff was like crack. He also said this particular brand of taqueria is the "Capitol Records of taco trucks."

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Step 4.) Pick Your Language

Most taco truck operators will know at least enough English to understand what you're asking for, but it doesn't hurt to know a little of the language since most of the menu is likely written in Spanish (or have Chingo Bling with you). Just politely ask for what you want by indicating the quantity, tortilla and meat. Here's what it sounds like in my stilted approximation of Spanish "Dos tacos de maiz carnitas con todo" which is sort of like "Two carnitas tacos on corn tortillas with everything." Here's a great crib sheet from Guns And Tacos:

Para Aqui (Parah Key) "For here"
Para Llevar (Parah Yeh Vahr) "To go"
Cuantas? (Quant-Toss) – How much? Note: There's no need to understand their response. Just pretend like you understood, give them a ten and let them do the math.
Con todo (Cone Toad-O) "With everything".
Maiz (Mai's) "Corn", as in corn tortillas.
Harina (Harina) "Flour", as in flour tortillas.
Servilleta (Sir Vee Yay Tah) "Napkin"
Soda naranja (Sodah Naran-Ha) "Orange Soda"
Salsa Roja – "Red Salsa"
Salsa Verde – "Green Salsa"
Cual es su especialidad? – "What's your specialty"?
Note: The word "caliente" is often misunderstood as meaning, "spicy." "Picoso" is the correct word for spicy. Caliente means hot, as in "your mom is hot." Crazy hot.

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Step 5.) Have Cash Ready

Pulling out a credit card at most taco trucks is a good way to get a laugh (or a less desirable response). This is almost always a cash business and the smaller bills the better. The good thing is tacos are super cheap so you can probably get by just handing them a few squished Jorge Washingtons.

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Step 6.) Be Patient, Keep Your Receipt

Unless it's a slow day expect to wait at least a couple of minutes for your taco. The food is made-to-order and it's quicker to take an order than it is to fulfill one. Chill. It's probably worth the wait. There's also no guarantee the food is going to come out chronologically so keep your receipt if there's a number on it or listen carefully for the food you ordered.

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Step 7.) Find A Place To Sit

Just because you order it para aqui doesn't mean you'll have a nice place to sit. If there's a table with chairs that's fine, but often you'll end up sitting on the street. Hanging around in front of a taco stand to eat is kosher, even if the carnitas are not. Chrysler was kind enough to loan moi and Zerin from Speed:Sport:Life a pair of giant Ram 2500HD trucks, Lone Star and Laramie editions, respectively. Drop the tailgate and setup shop, assuming it's a safe neighborhood.

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Step 8.) Be Bold, Keep Liquids Around

Mexican food can be spicy, but in a day where I ingested more than a dozen tacos nothing I had was particularly tongue-numbing. The biggest shock was when one of the two frijoles tacos I ordered was delivered with sesos inside. I don't typically eat brains but hey, when in Rome - or, when in a flea market as was the case. Still, it was nice to have some sweet Agua de tamarindo/tamarind juice around to wash it down with.

This is meant to be a general overview of the great world of taco trucks and your experience may vary based on where you live. Do you have anything to add? Can you recommend any great taco trucks? Let us know in the comments below. In the meantime, enjoy Chingo Bling's "Taco Shop" video.


Special thanks to Guns And Tacos, Chingo Bling, and 29-95. Photo Credit: Zerin Dube, Speed:Sport:Life

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Brian, The Life of

One of the great things about living in San Diego is the abundance of outstanding Mexican food readily available 24/7. One of the curses of being an eternal optimist is never being able to say "no" when traveling and someone suggests Mexican food. I am always disappointed, yet I never learn.

A bad Mexican restaurant in San Diego will not last. Period. You're either at least very good or you're gone. Hell, even the roach coach at the Miramar landfill is better than just about anything I've had outside the city limits. Seriously.

For those who plan to visit, here are a couple of my favorite places:

For traditional *authentic* Mexican tacos: Mama Testas Taqueria. They have outstanding taco recipes from all over Mexico. Just don't ask for flour tortillas or burritos, you pinche gringo because they do not have them. If you ask for something Tex-Mex-y like fajitas you might get your ass kicked. This is the real deal and everything I've tried there is as good if not better than anything I've had in Mexico itself.

For the best of "San Diego-style" Mexican food, my favorite is Taco Surf in Pacific Beach. Sam the owner is decidedly gringo (aunque habla muy bien el espanol) but his food is definitely not. Outstanding carnitas and perhaps the best salsa of any taco shop anywhere. You'll also be treated to what is effectively a surfboard museum. Sam has well over 100 vintage surfboards suspended from the ceiling and hanging on the walls. He even has the Bear surfboard Jan Michael Vincent rode in "Big Wednesday" as well as numerous vintage Lightening Bolts (just to name a few). A note on Burritos, San Diego style: Our Carne Asada burritos are the local gold standard and will NEVER has rice and beans. If they do you're probably in a new restaurant opened by an outsider that won't last long.

Even our local chains are great (and they're open 24/7)! For an outstanding meal, even after the bars close, Albertos, Robertos and Los Panchos (to name a few) are all terrific options.

Buen provecho!