Stoned Tesla Driver Crashes So Hard It Sends Batteries Flying Into Nearby Apartments

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Image: Corvallis Police Department

Guess what Tesla-stans! There was a Tesla wreck that I am not going to suggest was related to the use of Telsa’s Level 2 semi-autonomous Autopilot system! Nope, this one was caused by good, old-fashioned human brains, rendered high via the application of some drugs. No need for advanced AI systems here, just a bunch of that plant Elon always likes to talk about. Luckily and incredibly, nobody was hurt, though cells from the Tesla’s smashed battery pack ended up in some nearby apartments.

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The crash happened in Corvallis, Oregon, when a driver, said to be high on marijuana, crashed his 2019 Tesla Model 3 at about 100 mph into a utility pole by an apartment building.

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Photo: Corvallis Police Department
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The impact was so hard that it caused the Tesla’s chassis-mounted battery packs to break open, sending some of the over 7,000 individual cylindrical battery cells flying, with one landing in a person’s lap in their apartment, and another landing on a bed, where, according to local news station KATU2, the battery set the sheets on fire.

Let’s all just pause here for a moment and let that really sink in: this was a wreck so bad it set someone’s bed on fire.

A wheel from the Tesla also flew into the apartment, rupturing a water pipe and flooding parts of the dwelling.

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Photo: Corvallis Police Department
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The Corvallis Police and fire departments issued some instructions for anyone who may find an errant battery cell, which they attempted to collect as many as possible, but it’s likely a number are still unaccounted for.

If you’re in the area and find one, here’s what you should know about the batteries:

-Can reportedly stay hot to the touch for up to 24 hours and could cause burns if handled.

-Can release toxic fumes that may harm people and animals if inhaled.

- Can leak substances that may harm people and animals if they are exposed.

Anyone who finds one is asked to call the Corvallis Regional Communication Center at 541-766-6914. “Do not touch the battery,” authorities said. “Corvallis Fire Department personnel will respond to collect the battery for proper disposal.”

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It’s a testament to the safety of the Tesla that the driver, Dylan Milota, was able to escape on foot before being caught three blocks away and taken to a hospital.

It’s less of a testament to the Tesla that hot, dangerous batteries were flung around everywhere, but, well, physics are a beast.

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DISCUSSION

This story makes me suspect that I was lied to as a kid. I thought potheads drove like this.