Flock Of America-Loving Eagles Mob Some Japanese Cars In A Parking Lot

If there's something that screams "AMERICA" more than a huge flock of bald eagles attempting to destroy three Japanese cars in a grocery store parking lot, I don't want to know about it.

This photo comes to us from Alaska radio station KUCB, which reports that police had to break up the flock of eagles in a Safeway parking lot. Apparently the freedom-loving birds were feasting on some garbage bags full of fish in the bed of that Nissan truck.

Here's a video of the patriotic air-beasts at work. The cops may say the eagles were looking for a free snack; I say they were merely asserting their dominance over some pesky foreign cars.

Photo credit KUCB

Hat tip to Webb!