We've heard laughter is the best medicine, so maybe the guy who had his heart re-positioned in a motorcycle crash should hang out with you guys to get himself sorted.
After reading about the extreme and unusual incident, Desu-San-Desu offered:
"I used to tell everyone that I'd never drive a car. I said, 'Swear to God, man, you'll never see me in no cage. I was born free, not a cager.' But recently I had a change of heart."
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Hehe.
Seriously, my heart goes out to that guy.
SHIT.
Ok, enough. Get well soon, for real. From all of us at Jalopnik.
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