Two young citizens of the community of San Diego are unhurt after driving their BMW into San Diego's Mission Bay after seeing a squirrel in the road at 7:20 in the morning on Saturday, because that excuse is totally believable.
Both guys, reportedly in their late teens or early twenties, are okay, though the BMW is probably a salvage title at this point.
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According to the San Diego Union-Tribune, however, the fate of the squirrel remains unknown.
H/t to Bill Caswell!