We really thought the Loverman would nail this one, but apparently, commenter ParanoidAndroid07's taste in experimental rock ranges beyond mopey Brit-types and into at-all-costs San Pedro corndogs obsessed with politics, poetry and brevity. Here's the winning comment: "Because it is the Daihatsu Boon and has a D on it. D Boon." Now, Android, all you have to do is find David Johansen, tell him that you heard he was looking for a kiss and that Jalopnik sent you. Good job, son. As Lance Hahn of J Church once sung, "It's my turn to play a tape. I feel like hearing the Minutemen. 'Cause everything old is new again."
Maybe this could inspire other car companies to release special edition models inspired by people who died in car accidents. Porsche-James Dean. Jane Mansfield-LA Chop-Rods. Sam Kinison-Pontiac. Ok, that was stupid. Sorry. (the Mansfield thing is a little funny.)