Congress, Now Is The Time For Action Against The Evil Crimes Of Netflix (Not So Fast—I’m Furious)

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Night after night, after endlessly scrolling through Netflix and searching desperately for something to watch, I’d always find myself returning to its Fast and Furious offerings. It was a happy time in my life, but it’s soon coming to an end.

A year ago, the digital streaming service added The Fast and the Furious (very good), 2 Fast 2 Furious (bad) and The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (objectively the best) to its lineup. But the three will now be removed on Sept. 1, The Drive has learned. That’s right, you have a little less than a week to get your fill before they’re gone.

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The removal is likely because the animated Fast and Furious series, called simply Fast & Furious, is coming soon.

A new family is racing their way to Netflix. And judging by their speed, it won’t take them long to get there! The all-new animated series, Fast & Furious: Spy Racers, is coming soon to Netflix. pic.twitter.com/sXsfXm3oLz

— Fast & Furious (@FastFurious) June 13, 2019

Needless to say, I’m furious—nay, apoplectic—about the movies going away. Now what am I supposed to watch while I cook, work out, commute to work, fold my laundry, brush my teeth and sleep? What, Netflix!?

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Although, let’s be real. If you were a real die-hard fan, you’d already have the movies saved to a hard drive somewhere.