Comment Of The DayYour good comments.  

There was a car dangling off a bridge in Toronto today, and authorities have no clue how it got there. You might say there’s quite a bit of suspense surrounding this mysterious situation.

But that corny joke I made just now pales in comparison to the wit of readers smalleyxb122 and Stang70Fastback:

Such good jokes, and for that, Stang70Fastback and smalleyxb122, I gift you both this wonderful song about suspensions: