She does have an Italian husband, retired footballer Massimo Brambati (we so think we an take him), from whom she's now reportedly getting a divorce (guess we won't need to).

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And no. She doesn't have a real Abarth scorpion tattoo, but if she did, we'd be really, really okay with that.

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