Broken Trains, Rider Fights, and Mayhem: This Week's Best Tweets At The Subway
The Metropolitan Transit Authority's subway system is in a desperate shape and its riders are very, very vocal about just how terrible it can be.
This has not been a simple week for the New York City subway system. There have been delays stacked on delays, someone was reportedly pushed onto the tracks and then rescued by good samaritans, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo decided it was finally time to give the L Train's reconstruction project—the project that will probably ruin commutes for around 275,000 riders—another look, and, well, everything in all the tweets seen in this post.
Here's a look at the best and worst (mostly the worst) things New York City subway riders have, for whatever reason, felt the need to share or complain about on Twitter this week.
Oh, and while we're here, don't forget to thank the people behind the NYCTSubway Twitter account. I don't know how they do it—I could barely manage to sift through a week of their tormenting tweet mentions.
If you don’t say anything, they might not see you.
Please, just don’t smoke on the train.
There a homeless man in the f train he was smoking in the train and the smell I can not put it in words cart #9424 f train heading to 71 forest hills
— ArmageddonPlague (@LuisALopezJr) December 11, 2018
Yeah, that platform’s crowded enough.
Two trains on the same track in one station? Why not!
ENTER THE THUNDERDOME
And the police are where?
Why is our police response time so bad? This was after several minutes of announcements requesting NYPD assistance already. pic.twitter.com/ptgLCoMVHq
— goodcow (@goodcow) December 12, 2018
Well, it works. Kind of.
Fighting and being racist on the subway will land you with felony assault charges.
The platform edge isn’t the only thing that needs fixing.
Repair the pee smell while you are at it.
— Ivan K (@ikovacs006) December 13, 2018
Hail Satan
satan is honestly with u all. u guys rly fucked up today. ur apps dont update. u suck @ answering so now i missed a q waiting for ur dumbass in hopes. fuck u all. satan is witth u all. have a terrible holiday season.
— lai ;-p (@leftnutsack) December 13, 2018
After relying on the subway daily, you can handle anything.
Big deal. I take the F train every day. @NYCTSubway https://t.co/rhtaXjMxDl
— Pepto Dismal (@jack_is_jack) December 13, 2018
Hey! It’s not all bad.
@nyctsubway outstanding operator on southbound 2 train car 6400 this morning. Really entered stations at a perfect speed and you could notice seconds being saved at each stop
— Curry Hicks Sage (@CurryHicksSage) December 13, 2018
Different Subway But While We’re Here
Eugh gross
At some point, you just get used to the madness.
Okay honestly this is something we’ve personally witnessed before
Yeah...that shouldn’t be there.
You know, in case you forgot.
Just my daily reminder of how much we hate @NYCTSubway
— journa" of an aint ish brotha (@_JustTheFacts) December 11, 2018
Bonus: Who needs movers?
Have any good Subway tweets or public transit tips? Send them to me on Twitter at @aaronmaxb or shoot me an email.