Oldboy Ride.... Read more

Jay Leno. Obvious answer is obvious.

Superman: The Ride is similar, but your parents aren’t allowed on the coaster and loading platform blows up after the ride starts. Read more

I’d assume there’s a sign that says “You must have 2 parents to ride”.
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If you pull a full one out you become the king of England. Read more

As an owner of a Pre-DMCA car...

Solution:

Trust-fall is so yesterday...

Blog post title is erroneous. The car was not self driving. It was being driven by a human trying to demonstrate a feature that the car did not come with, with live humans, in a manner inconsistent with how the feature is designed to operate if it even HAD that feature, which it did not. Again, this is no fault of… Read more

That’s almost kinda impressive. Not sure I could flip a car given the same circumstances. Read more

Ludacris is playing in my head Read more

I would hate to see how these people test firearm safety catches.

Volvo did nothing wrong here. Cars come with options. Options cost money. I can’t NOT get the sunroof option on a car and then expect to stick my hand through the roof of the car. This car didn’t have the feature that prevents hitting pedestrians. The owner should have known that. Sure, Volvo could make that feature… Read more

Human drivers. Read more

The old joke about Detroit was that you didn’t want to buy a car that was assembled on a Monday or Friday, because the worker was either hung over or in a hurry to get out and start drinking. Now I guess you don’t want to buy a car that was assembled late in the day by a hungry worker who didn’t eat lunch. Read more

You stick it in a field of Miatas.

Word. Just about anywhere I’ve worked that involves company vehicles has an unspoken policy of “No maintenance unless absolutely necessary, and not one penny more than the bare minimum”.
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Do you honestly believe that we don’t do maintenance on our trucks? Ive spent more on my 2 trucks this month than you’ll spend all year. Read more

probably a blown tire, given how many carcasses I see strewn about the freeways in metro Detroit. Read more