Awww. You're taking a GT500KR nearly 1,800 miles just to see me in Dallas? That's sweet, Ray. I knew you would come back for me. Read more

What is this, I leave and you post some old gadgets? I guess my legacy is irreplaceable. Read more

@Bumblebee: Nods... Read more

Also, thanks for the well wishes, everyone. Even though I did slip into the fold unnoticed, it's good to see I was still appreciated. Read more

@kamikaze: It would appear that I did, but that's really an appropriate way to sum up my hundreds of posts full of misspellings. Read more

It's not my dog, unfortunately. It's my gf's sister's, but that damn dog loved to be carried around despite his size. Read more

If it helps for the Uranus debate, in-game the Uranus is FWD with a measly (at least comparative) 145 mph top speed and slow as balls 14.2 second 0-60 Read more

@flaagan: For the record, I originally compared the Coquette to the 'Vette as well, but other editorial member felt otherwise. Read more

@dolo54: If you do the Coors tour in Golden they let you taste 2-day old Coors Light and it's like a completely different beer. Read more

@Evil-Jeremy: Check out the photos on his MySpace page. Read more

Ohhhhh Yeah. (oh no) Read more

@UDMan: It's "renderings" like these that bring out my inner most dragon. Read more

@beercheck: Don't hate. I still enjoy classic cars as well. A 73 Dodge Coronet was my baby all through high school. Read more

@NOKS415: Corrected. Thanks NOKS. Read more

Hey Pete Jayhawk, suck on deez. Read more

I didn't link to the Erin Andrews video because she doesn't really get into it and I needed to really parlay the essence of the Wabash onto the Deadspin readers. Read more

@Rootski: My high school girlfriend drove one of those damn four-door Cavaliers. That must be why my mind quickly thinks of blowing one up. Ahem. Read more

@all: Bloops. Yeah, it's a Metro. My eye has yet to be quickly trained to distinguish between crappy Chevy sedans. It's now fixed. Read more

@teargas: Screw Geneva, it's all about the tech, baby! Read more

@weatherman: Nothing a little hot water and bleach can't take care of. Gadget journos are a family. Read more