...sounds like a YouTube channel with four million subscribers. Read more

128 Month Financing signed with a Vape Pen.  Read more

So these folks were right all along?

I need more data. Read more

At what point do we just say boxing shouldn’t be a thing anymore?  I wonder if in 50 years people will look back in disbelief that this sport even existed in the 21st century. Read more

“Elon Musk wants you to know...” This was a fucking transcript of a deposition, not a tweet or public announcement. Soooo why are you making it seem like he’s begging for sympathy from the public? Read more

Did you post the evidence to Twitter? Tweet, or it didn’t happen. Read more

I once (heroically) crashed a delivery truck into a retirement home and was admonished for it, shockingly. Read more

No worries, most of us know that this comment is a joke, not all, but most... Read more

This was your shot... Read more

If it’s genuine outrage, that kinda makes it worse, IMO. Good on you for being genuinely enraged I guess! 👍 Read more

The problem is that the first sentence doesn’t match the rest of the article. Read more

...aaaand I stopped reading. All I’m seeing is a bunch of weird anger porn based on some vague tweets that seems to have gotten a bunch of panties in an incomprehensible bunch. Read more

Them’s fightin words! Read more

“Tesla claims its drive train has “fewer than 20" moving parts.”  Hell, my 2000 Durango often had ZERO moving parts. Read more

It says Jeep so I say drop an FCA appropriate Hellephant in it. Read more

Who knows, maybe those scooters will finally take off? Read more

“As a mark in copy editing, “cq” implies that the accuracy...” Read more

This is like a return to Jalopnik around 2006. Which is to say: well done. Awesome. Love everything about it.
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