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I get the call that the cab is outside, so I go out the back door of the hotel and approach it from behind. That's when I noticed it was a Chevy Caprice, a new one that is only for municipal use. I thought it was odd but figured it came from a police auction or something. Maybe they just have Caprice cabs in Read more

No way in hell am I taking it back. Lamb and rice with crack sauce is the bomb. Plain and simple. Read more

Let me start with outlining the basic details of the trip, inspired by me saying that Halal Guys is the best halal cart in NYC and Jalopnik readers telling me I am a brain dead slob who couldn't tell chicken and rice (unarguably the best street food/drunk food in New York) from trash McDonalds peeled off the Bowery Read more

I can't wait until Wagner and President Obama get a photo of the two of them saying "bullshit" together, a la McKayla Maroney!

Deadspin story? 166,189 characters Read more

I thought the correct plural was Priusissies. No? Read more

So, wait... it's about strong bull semen? Read more

Vehicles that were abandoned Tuesday evening, sit on the Ashford Dunwoody exit off of Interstate 285, early Wednesday, Jan. 29, 2014, in Dunwoody, Ga. Around Atlanta, nearly all public entities and most businesses were shut down early Wednesday, and officials encouraged would-be motorists not to drive. (AP

Right... what were those suggestions again? Read more

A real doberhuahua.

Weirdly, that's the same response I get whenever I ask a girl out! Read more

Want to grab a drink some time? I'm buying. Read more

While Adam Driver's leg was raised to come up out of the water, his face and body were untouched...Men are generally allowed to have pores and wrinkles; women are supposed to be "perfect" Read more

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CBS actually sort of did this already when they had David Feherty giving sideline commentary during the Notre Dame-Navy game in 2012.

Who's your favorite British villain? Is it Benedict Cumberbatch, Ben Kingsley, or Peter Horbury? Read more