Even as a Kings fan I’m glad he got out of that tire fire and found a team that would let him be the star he’s always been Read more

See also: The 2013/14 Seahawks and defensive pass interference. If you do something rarely called on every play, eventually it’ll almost never be called. Read more

I’m not sure Quattro GmbH ever had the brand equity of M and AMG, though? Audi’s not exactly sullying a historic name with the S3 or RS7. Read more

I’m just hoping that we’ll get Cousins to put up one of his 40-20-10 games the same time Davis puts up one of these against each other and we can see what happens when two bigs that probably don’t match up on each other go Full Wilt in the same game. Read more

This is by far my favorite Deadspin recurring bit, even surpassing Bear Friday. No band is more Let’s Remember-able than Japandroid, but shout-out to OK Go, too. It took me a solid five minutes to place “Here It Goes Again” last time I heard it, and I immediately responded to my realization with “Oh yeah, I remember… Read more

I'm pretty sure that's a Wilt Read more

I believe two: Read more

Angry Old Kobe being bad, writing a too-self-serious poem and coming out as a good-ish Fun Old Kobe has pleased me on both ends Read more

I can grab rim. Doesn't mean I can go all Dominique Wilkins with that soccer ball. Read more

Say what you will about a player doing everything right, but if we’re looking for dedication to the perfect box score, Rondo’s 10-10-10 triple doubles on 3-9 shooting are far more impressive Read more

Sting is bad. The Police are good, especially on songs Sting’s input was muffled in. Everybody knows this nobody denies this etc etc. Read more

I’d settle for a buddy cop movie starring Ovi and Mozgov, too. Read more

Last time I went to a Kings-Lakers game, #55 was the most popular jersey there. The second-most popular was Kobe #8. Much like NBC, neither fanbase is willing to let 1998 go. Read more

BREAKING: All-time best college basketball player/NBA great slightly better than very fun guy whose team got significantly better when he was replaced by Mike Bibby Read more

The classics are classics for a reason, and I’m all about my AJ1s and AF1s. I should probably diversify given that I’ve got a rotation of 7 pairs of just those two silhouettes... Read more

The Kings have... Drake? Kind of. We’re Drake’s second team and he goes to maybe three games a year. YEAH, DRAKE’S SECOND TEAM! SUCK IT, BLAZERS. Read more

Hell, Sean Payton had to call a few games from the owner’s box after he broke his leg and that wasn’t much of an issue. Do the head coaches even still need to be on the sidelines? Read more

I knew a guy on one of those Reno teams and from what I understand he had a car from a dealer on the Kietzke Lane Automile while he was in school. The connection’s already there, Kaep, take advantage of your legend status! Read more

Jared Goff, you get to stay in the bay! Read more

Keenan Allen wears a sweatshirt the same way and they’re co-leaders all time in receptions through seven games right now. Maybe it helps? Read more