Dear Subaru, you may have been the mother of all lemons, you took me nowhere near Yerevan, Armenia, but I guess I still love you, sub-sunroofs with built-in vinyl blinds and all.

http://youtu.be/6752219 Three years ago, I spent a very early and very cold August morning here, taking very bad photos of cars: Read more

Thank you, corrected. Read more

What’s weird is that in Peru and Bolivia, 13,000 ft would be pretty average. There are passes that summit above 16,000 ft there. Read more

Mine was a ‘94, the last year they made the Mk1 Sumo. The next version had futuristic technology like fuel injection. Also, slightly worse looks. Read more

You’re right. I totally deserved it. Read more

What I would like is a time machine to go back to 1994, when my car was built, and buy it brand new. It’s a great, great car. Read more

Read this, from last year: http://jalopnik.com/5784445/why-last-years-best-f1-pass-may-be-the-future Read more

TL;DR version: I wish I had a time machine set to the early 1960s with enough space to fit a McLaren F1. Read more

I actually haven’t but I did spend some time in a 997 Carrera S as a passenger and it’s the perfect car for bombing down a highway at 125 MPH or so. It’s probably also perfect for many other things but I wouldn’t know. What I love is the Singer 911. One of my if-I-win-the-lottery cars. Read more

:-DDDDDDDDD Read more

The rocket was gone, but its energy was all contained in the capsule. Read more

It was my favorite article I wrote for Jalopnik, the February 2011 redesign totally broke it, and I figured there may be readers here who weren’t here in May 2010 and may like to read it. Also, last day in the office! Read more

Level 4: Setright. Read more

Baber! I’ll see you on the Karakoram Highway one of these years! Read more

That’s the Stile Bertone Mantide: http://jalopnik.com/mantide Read more

It’s a possibility! I mean, when you enter such advanced levels of FUBAR, anything is possible. Read more

Proof that I should visit the Pacific Northwest at last! Read more

Tökéletes! Read more

Köszönöm, köszönöm!