justintylerwestbrook
Justin T. Westbrook
justintylerwestbrook
Reviews Editor, Jalopnik

I meant the performance should be on par with an NSX only running three wheels.... Read more

I’ve successfully convinced the editorial staff of Jalopnik that Spartanburg is in Alabama. Your comments are futile. Read more

I do not get paid more if my personal traffic numbers go up, nor should that be the system in a world of ever-changing algorithm bias. Doesn’t take a lot of homework to figure that out.  Read more

“If you could simply stop being poor, and also stop complaining, I would really appreciate it. I would hate to escalate the situation.”  Read more

Yeah but his eyes go dark, darker than any darkness you’ve ever witnessed before. And then he yells “Hark! Hark! Neptune.”  Read more

Yeah I think they know the problem, they just aren’t saying yet because it’s early. Which is fair! You don’t want to be like, “see it’s fixed” and it’s not.  Read more

I used to get what I called the “Italian Day Club” verus the #9, which is the Italian Night Club. It got turkey instead of ham, and it was delicious. Extra mayo, extra sauce. Read more