That's later in the week. Read more

Yes. Being a second-generation hillbilly who vacations in Branson, I can tell you that fop Dan Neil's just posing. Read more

I was going to go ban Roberto again for old time's sake. Read more

That was really, really terrible. Read more

Aw, thank you. Jalopnik can plug writers in no problem, but I'm not sure the place would survive your absence. Someone has to stick up for Ford GTs and handsome women who enjoy cars and soapy water. Read more

Tried already. Working on "Yahoonery!" and "Yahoonish!" Read more

I will be upon the twitter and the oppo and the googly plus with the streaming and the instagrams and the so forth. Read more

Since I work at home, that would only boomerang. Read more

On the family truckster. Read more

Did I mention the day began with Firefox eating the unsaved yet complete version of The Morning Shift at 8:55 am? Apologies for the missing vid to end the day. All better. Read more

Nah, here in the States, only diesel engines burn that giant black stuff; gas engines put out the white when they're giving up the ghost. Read more

Long story short: There were no nav-equipped 1-series to test drive before his arrived, and when they first saw their house not covered, the dealer promised to fix it. Read more

I still have nightmares from the idea of mutated, unstompable cockroaches. Read more

For most of its existence, Honda considered itself an engine company first and a vehicle maker second, which is why it has held onto small engines long after every other automaker gave in. Read more

Remember when they took Airwolf into space without oxygen suits and Ernest Borgnine nearly froze to death until Jan-Michael Vincent somehow pushed a button on a CD player? That was awesome. Read more

It's the difference between someone hiding facts from you and someone telling you the truth up front. It's the difference between an editor whose editorial judgements are free from any advertiser influence and an editor being paid on the side to shill. It's the difference between being a journalist who's first… Read more

Which is labeled "SPONSORED," is clearly an ad and was not the handiwork of any Jalopnik editor. Read more

You don't need the "online" qualifier. Using your role as a reporter to tout something you have a financial interest in is a big no-no in all journalism — especially when there's no disclosure. Read more

We do have a problem with controlling fat. Read more

Next time I ever talk to Bruno, will do. Read more