But Honeypie *strapping in and turning to you* we’re not safe here *turns key and rolls out* Read more

Anything that makes you happy.... because your Ex was not able to...

NA’s are starting to get pricey in america. a good one is now 2-3000 dollars, pristine is closing in on 4 grand.
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That’s awesome! There’s no MOT/safety inspections where I live, just smog. So if it runs and the exhaust is clean enough, its good to go. Read more

If you want to add a bucket of burnt hair to it, I mean I probably will pass on having some, but: do what you want. Read more

Do I win something for inspiring the comment? Read more

Andrew, have you ever tried the Aero Press coffee technique? Fabulous !
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Yup. Read more

Ok, so can we talk about how trippy the 2nd half of that clip is? Read more

I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH! Read more

“Please contact our sales representative, Tavarish, at 555-5555” Read more

This, right here, is why Jalopnik will always be great, no matter how much the editors, Gawker Media, or Nick Denton himself might try to fuck it up. Read more

That’s got to be the legendary Mitchell-built Ferrari-powered F-Body - the Pegasus:

Oh is that an original Fiat Panda dashboard I see??
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Torch met Kanye. It’s like Elvis meeting Godzilla. That shit don’t happen every day. Read more

People are reporting stuff. REPORTING STUFF. Read more

I still laugh about the notice I got from CARB. Someone saw smoke coming from my truck, and reported it to the state. Read more

Ok, deep breath: I don’t like DeLoreans, never have and genuinely don’t get the appeal. To me it’s a slow, ugly parts bin special (and not the good kind) which would look more at home next to my stainless steel kitchen ware than the highway. Read more

Not if its a funny angle. Read more

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