@ejacobs: P.S. I should have been taller and better looking. Read more

@Mad_Science: That just broke my brain. Read more

@chase42: No. Read more

@skaz: It all goes back t that Groucho Marx quote... Read more

@SubyDrew: To be a bit honest... I sort of made the WRX not come out too well because I own one. But yeah... that's a loophole. Read more

@FLB: Zing!!!! Read more

I guess now isn't the time to mention -250 for motorcycles... Read more

@mobilene: -25 more points for not being shamed. Read more

@olddavid: Yes. Read more

@SwatLax: you need to have 2 suicide doors, not one. Read more

@snep: Well, duh. Read more

@Ben Wojdyla: Dude, you already got mass points for having a four-door hard op convertible. Read more

@JohnnyWagon: Specifically to upset you. Read more

@Unregular: Bring it up with Kepler Read more

I live in San Pedro? Read more

@biminitwst: Fair enough, BUT I was referring to the "watergate does not bother me" self-satisfied hickism from the song. Read more

@billstewartx: That's so photoshopped it's weird. Read more

@Ray Wert: Him and Gary Busey. Read more

@Wes Siler: That would be the very best thing that's ever happened in the history of life on earth. Read more

"Forever settling the "Which is faster? Bikes or cars?" debate " Read more