hooniversejeff
Jeff Glucker
hooniversejeff

I’m so damn old. I was wondering how those hipsters could afford to have a helicopter waiting for them once they got on the main road. Read more

I was going to do that with a Voyager I picked up. Was going to be my kid’s playhouse, but the nosey village board members threw a bitch fit about it.

Can I put in a request for MORE swearing? I want all these people who complain about swearing in headlines to just get their work done at work Read more

I may be the only one that thinks air cooled 911s are going to hold their value. I get the sense that wishful thinking is driving the majority of those posts here. Read more

Haha I’m fine with YT celebs in general, but YT *pranksters* can all die in a fire. Read more

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Fuck these guys. Seriously. Read more

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I second the ATS-V. Could I also suggest an AT-ST or AT-RT? The antique models come with a drop top.

I came very close to recommending an ATS-V lease, but I got the feeling she wanted a convertible, still a very good option. Read more

Funny how they all overlooked the “I’m open to leasing because I hate vehicle maintenance.” aspect. ATS-V or previous Gen CTS-V coupe.
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Professional gamer: Makes more money than us doing what he loves... stop shitting. Read more

Nah bro, many years here. I’ve seen this in the past, but never to this level. Just a bunch of never-haves/never-wills trying to shit on the do-ers. Read more

Hot take: Loud dudes (they don’t even have to be drunk) are by far worse than babies on a plane. Read more

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i hate every one of these suggestions and dont understand why anyone would recomend a 2 seater for 3 people. here are some real classics that belong near the beach:

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These videos always bring on the waterworks immediately. This one is probably my favorite, because it’s such an interesting choice.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez. Read more

9 is way too long. I’d prefer a shorter video with more girth to it. Read more

That’s a bullshit answer from someone who has apparently never driven on ice.

(I live in LA, but went to school by Lake Superior at Michigan Technological University and grew up outside of Ann Arbor. The roads here don’t turn to “ice”, you’re just a shitty fucking driver) Read more

Assuming that it turns out one of my balls shoots out eggs, so I can just use my wife as a host body for my clone, I’m doing the exact opposite of everything my father did and gunning for the FIA championship with my very first baby. Read more

Hi Jeff. I really love the background music you used in the video Rugged Ridge Jeep-7:36 long. Will you assist me with the song times, please? Read more