Work. Read more

Lukas Haas was eight years old when he played Samuel in the too-often-forgotten Witness.

Was planning on pitching just this story to various media outlets except with a motorcycle and a $500 budget. Only problem is that the Biltwell-and-selvedge-denim-wearing hipster scum of America have apparently denuded the Union of good cheap motorcycles for their half-assed cafe/brat/rat/bobber/scrambler/whatever-look… Read more

Here, you want a story that fulfills Ryan’s pipe dream and still keeps it all within reality? Read more

It’s a street-legal GTP car for optioned-up Boxster money. Of course it’s not sensible, but dear God live a little. Read more

Here for happy cars.

Anyone who’s been around knows that cars run better after you wash them. Read more

I nod in your general direction. Cheap-ass nachos - round yellow corn chips with liquefied cheese substance - are almost always good. Add a few pickled jalapenos and you are there. Bonus for the rare moderately-priced ones at good sporting events. Read more

And now a word of advice from the White House:

Crazy-ass old-school summer escapism. Read more

[watching the E28 fall backwards down the stairs and presumably keep going] Read more

This and only this. How is this even disputed? Read more

About 80% less transgressive, most likely. Read more

Sort of. But live. Live Deadcast. Livecast? Read more

There need to be a TV show that’s just Drew and Al Burneko and a few random other smart outraged folks drinking from a keg of Dogfish 60 Minute and riffing about the world at large. Maybe locate it at Fanelli’s in Soho. Read more

Forget the sneaky part. I just want the XJ-S at the bottom. Read more

Body -> running gear -> interior. Read more

Ford Focus sedan on top.

Rolls-Royce and Bentley are owned by separate German companies. Read more

You’ve heard the best of all Europes/worst of all Europes joke? There’s got to be a car-company version somewhere. Read more