I could only find one by me, and it was $32k: Read more
Brian, The Life of
familycar
Dear Candice; Read more
“... the Ben Carson of people whose eyes open all the way...” Read more
Candeezy is what we used to call a suck ass. We would now use far more scathing epithets & sophisticated pejoratives. My petty loved “Sambo-lian soul” and especially, “guitar pick-shaped head”. Here’s laughing at you, girl, and don’t try to brang yo triflin tail home when they Jazzy Jeff yo ass. You know good n hell… Read more
Imma snatch Candy’s weave and then she’ll look like this:
Well, apparently they’re not rich enough that he can fly coach on a non-low cost airline or private, so I guess he’s aggrieved about that. Read more
You do a lot of drunk driving I guess? Read more
Time to put the Captain Pedantic hat on. That interior fabric is herringbone, not houndstooth.
“And while it’s true that Witherspoon’s company has produced a great deal of content focusing on women, those women have usually included Witherspoon and have mostly been white, as have the authors of the books they’re based on.” Read more
That headline made me think this was going to be a farewell post. Read more
America needs to stop being so damn paranoid and racist about national borders.
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Don’t believe everything that you read. You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve.
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I seldom park on the street so I would prefer to have it on my side for shoehorning the kiddo into his car seat Read more
No, you could not get a car this clean for a grand three years ago, unless the owner was senile or desperate for drugs...in which case the car would not be this clean. Read more
I mean, if I remember the movie correctly, Moses did drop a third tablet. Read more
Alcohol is the greatest truth serum ever invented. It loosens the mouth and brains to say the quiet things out loud. Make no mistake: it doesn’t change anyone, it only enhances what they are. The results are revelatory Read more