This is why I didn’t stop wearing mine. Can’t trust these lying ass maskholes who refuse to get vaccinated. Read more

To the Fox News watching, GOP supporting, Trump rim job giving, MAGA dickfaced assholes in the Midwest and South I say: GO FUCK YOURSELVES AND DIE!!! Yes I mean every fucking syllable of that statement. I wish there was some way these lowlife cretins could be denied hospital space or a sick bed but I know sadly that… Read more

Honestly BaT is this vehicle’s best bet. As far as I can tell, that website is frequented by drunks who have “eff you money” and no spouse. Read more

If Chet Haze/Hanks/Hanx were going to inherit anything of mine, I’d sell it too.
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Just poured in some gas and fired it up huh? Read more

But the far lane is the correct lane for the direction their car is pointed. I feel like if any single person is at fault, it’s the Chevy driver. I’m genuinely curious what the law is for backing across a lane in the United States. Are you only legally allowed to go right in this situation? Read more

Direct them to Wendy’s?
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Was pulling into Arby’s a couple years back. Two SUVs are pulling out of opposite sides of that parking lot backing straight into each other. I am with some people from work. Seeing the impending crash we honk and wave. Both cars stop briefly, then continue backing into each other and collide. Read more

Now that I’m a civie again I would just like to post a more recent, hotter picture of me for any future employers reading these comments. 

It is for a niche market.

Never stopped my bookie.
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I used to have that on VHS. Read more

Looks like a Gremlin f**ked a Pacer.
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They probably saw Ford trademarking the name “Skyline”, thought “Shit, we didn’t think it was necessary to trademark all of our old names!” and sent the intern to the trademark office with a stack of old brochures. Read more

So its’s ok to call them fake if they got them for purely cosmetic reasons? 🤨 Read more

If that movie isn’t called Fas10 Your Seatbelts, there will be riots.
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You son of a bitch, I’m in. Read more

I can’t believe I’m going to do this, but I’m finding myself, some 15 years after she died, really struggling with my mother’s death and all the trauma from growing up with abusive alcoholics of which my mother was NOT one. If I, a pretty together person for the most part, am barely hanging on, I cannot imagine what… Read more