Sounds like he had too much wedding wine and the guest switched him to Twisted Tea! Read more

This is a very Monty Python accident.  Was John Cleese behind the wheel? Read more

“Blue lives splatter”
That’s beautiful. Thank you. Read more

That Facebook status wasn’t going to update itself, you know. Read more

I honestly think that to be on the ballot you should have to pass a civics and basic knowledge test. Like, seriously. I need a 4 year degree to work as a fucking administrative assistant. I THINK we should start asking more of the people running this nightmare. Read more

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If you aren’t going to write about her, then don’t write about her at all. Don’t use her name and picture to talk about how it’s not worth mentioning that she’s making holocaust comparisons in a time of rising antisemitism. Because all you’ve done is mention her and include her picture, without adequately calling out… Read more

Her name’s in the headline, her face is up top, and you reproduced her tweets word-for-word. She couldn’t have paid for a better “deplatforming” than that. Read more

“Verify distance to target; one ping only pleeesh..” Read more

Taxes are clearly not high enough on the ultra wealthy.  Not by half.
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I think I’ve got a nifty flag we plebs could sail under...

Add in a disgruntled waiter pissing in everybody’s wine and it’s must-see TV.  Read more

What a great idea!  Read more

Cardi B is a treasure, how dare you. Read more

Just wait until the poors get their own submarine. Ready torpedos! Read more

I mean, like her or not, she has actually made a name for herself outside because of who her father is. Read more

Hi Meghan! Read more

“I didn’t even want to be in them,” he continued, while visibly perspiring. “Who wants money and fame in some of the biggest movies of our time? I’m happy watching the old stuff anyways, back before it got mainstream. I definitely didn’t audition for the new ones, and never heard back, ahaha, why do you ask? Oh, you… Read more

It’s funny how you never see liberals begging "Can we please just keep politics out of xyz?!" It's almost like we're not embarrassed and ashamed of our views. Read more

Really? Defending the fascists (“you’re not allowed to report on it when they show themselves to be worthless, cowardly little pieces of shit! No fair!”) is your reaction to this? I... failed to see that one approaching. Read more