Clearly a US-based squid with the blinding lights. The European species can deflect them downward, minimizing the blinding but probably still quite effective at the catchy and eaty steps. Read more

They will sell them like hotcakes. The people who buy these cars don’t plug them into payment calculators.  Read more

Until you’ve beared witness to certain levels of wealth, the expression, “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it” doesn’t ever really sink in. This is not for regular people. $2,600/mo is nothing to these folks. Add those other items you mentioned and bring it to $5,000/mo? Still nothing. Buying it outright for… Read more

This is absolutely ridiculous...which is exactly what the G-class stands for. Kudos to Mercedes for keeping the absolutely unhinged G-class spirit alive. Read more

Some people value style, status and prestige. That’s what they’re buying. If everything with four wheels was just “transportation”, there’d be no need for Miatas or 911s, either. Read more

The standard G-Wagen also has poor efficiency. Imagine that. Read more

“It’s like a cat that always wants its belly rubbed, but will usually immediately attack you for doing so.” Read more

Baby if you don’t think this is the hypest shit then you are blander than light-fat mayonnaise on white bread toast.

He drove a BMW in the first one ;) Read more

Ambient lighting in general is not just trash, but trashy. Why make your luxury car look like a strip club? Read more

Dude, Mercedes isn’t allowing reviews before March 28. Until then, this is a creative way of talking in print about the car he is testing without giving an actual review, which he will drop by the end of the month. Read more

Why did you spend this much money on a car with plastic upholstered seats?  MB doesn’t even offer real leather in this car!   Read more

In the first paragraph, he clearly states he can’t publish his review of the vehicle until March 28th.   So he is reviewing the vehicle like a normal person.  Just can’t tell you about it until 3/28/24.   Kinda helps to hear from readers and potential buyers of vehicles what they are looking for in vehicles.  Read more

Why is it called a 350? Used to be engine displacement, but now seems like random numbers. Read more

Is one of the options that comes with the car endless coffee to keep you awake from the drab paint color and boring design language? Read more

Where tf is the gear selector and does it come in colors other than “Wet bar of clay”? Read more

Why are the Benz plastics so hollow, cheap and rattle-y these days as opposed to 2011 or thereabouts? Clearly cost-cutting and weight saving, but at the price of quality and reputation, why’d they do it? If you want a Benz, it's better to buy a used loaded W212 and maintain it than buy the cheap new crap Benz is… Read more

Seems like a lot for a European taxi cab Read more

My wife and I have a 2022 E350 with a number of the old bells and whistles as part of a lease for her job. We do enjoy the car, though we’re looking at the BMW 5-series for the next go-around (can only choose between E-class and 5-series with said lease). Read more

I had a Carabo. And I used to have an Account that was not in the Grey’s Sad days on both