“the original Insight, the non-original Insight,” Read more

Thank you! It was quite a low-hanging fruit, but it was fun writing it! Read more

Oh boy, a late Christmas present from the big man himself!

This Doug is best Doug. Read more

“You should get a Lexion P714 Widescreen Stovetop Arugula,” Read more

Dude did you even read the letter and Doug’s response before jumping to your own ill-conceived conclusion that anyone who poses this question really is just looking for an excuse to steal the car? Read more

Hey, not bad for a years’ “work”, my friend! Read more

If Doug was involved, the RangeRover would have been broken down.
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Can confirm Doug’s dispersal theory. I currently live in one of those third tier cities (Cedar Rapids) and there are more Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Maseratis, Bentleys...you name it, than you’d think a mid-sized, mostly blue-collar town could safely contain. I will guarantee you, though, that not a single one was bought… Read more

These are good words, arranged in a pleasing, humorous, and informative manner. Merry Christmas, Doug. Read more

I’ve used the, “You should go buy that one,” line a few times. Funny thing, they’re always somehow still interested in mine. Read more

It is possible to do everything in you describe and not be an asshole about it. Read more

Which is why they do their research on line so they know what to look for and what might go wrong, before they go look at or make an offer on the car. Read more

Reminded me of when I sold my Ranger. Bit over a year ago now, 1998 Ranger, poverty spec. 2.5L Pinto engine, five-speed stick, perfect air conditioning (in AZ, that’s a Big Deal), and a fresh big dent in the bed from getting backed into by an uninsured driver the day before I listed it on CL. ~190k on it and no real… Read more

I tend to buy and sell a lot of toys and cheap beaters. The number one thing I took to doing? Read more

I can perfectly illustrate the problem this can cause...

then he goes on doing normal, European things, such as smoking, and paying taxes Read more

or possibly a short skit in which you act out life as a Volkswagen Touareg by laying on the floor and moaning. Read more

An 02 Viper is my daily driver; while it has a roof and windows it’s still basically the same as the 1st GEN but with 50 more HP and ABS (which is why I got that year). It’s connolly leather seats are super comfy, interior is cheap as expected but not terrible, and the ride is smoother than I thought. The only thing… Read more

Good to see that Excel experience gained from working at Porsche has paid off for you! Read more